But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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