Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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