her vagine was all disorganized.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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