Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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