So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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