seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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