He disabled his match.com account in front of me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize