You're my little dorito
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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