if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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