fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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