i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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