yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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