i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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