508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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