But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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