She's JV to your varsity
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
it glows. i had to have it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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