You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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