I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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