id be glad to
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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