i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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