Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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