Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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