saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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