I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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