i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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