He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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