The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
