The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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