Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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