his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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