y did u give ur computer a hand job?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My dick has a subreddit
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
