i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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