He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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