yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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