Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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