Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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