I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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