we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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