somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
And the cops told us we were all naked.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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