youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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