okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's never too late to be topless.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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