so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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