My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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