I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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