If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We have started to decorate penises.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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