I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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