i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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