ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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