Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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