Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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