Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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