Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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