so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize